NOTE:  THERE ARE 23 SCENES ON THIS PAGE WHERE I EITHER ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH ON BUBBLEGUM, NEARLY DROWNED IN A MOTEL POOL, WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AFTER A DRUG OVERDOSE, PASSED OUT DRUNK OR EXPERIENCED SOME OTHER TYPE OF MEDICAL EMERGENCY WHICH REQUIRED ME TO BE RESUSCITATED WITH CPR, RESCUE BREATHING, OR THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER/ABDOMINAL THRUSTS.  HAVING A TOTAL STRANGER STICK HIS INDEX FINGERS DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGUS IS REALLY HUMILIATING, LET ME TELL YOU!  WAKING UP IN SHINY BLACK BIKINI PANTIES, STOCKINGS, HIGH-HEELS, AND A SIZE 36-DDDD PUSHUP BRA WITH A 12-YEAR OLD BOY BLOWING FORCEFULLY INTO YOUR MOUTH THEN WATCHING THE SILICONE-INFLATED CUPS OF YOUR BRA SLAP AGAINST YOUR RIBCAGE WHILE THE YOUNG STUD PUMPS YOUR CHEST IS THE ULTIMATE IN EMBARRASSMENT.   BURPING THEN SPITTING UP MUCUS AND SALIVA AFTER A ROUND OF ABDOMINAL THRUSTS THEN GETTING YOUR TONGUE PULLED FROM YOUR WINDPIPE IS ABSOLUTELY MORTIFYING.  AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, THE RESCUE ALWAYS HAPPENS IN FRONT OF A CROWD AND GETS VIDEOTAPED AND POSTED ON YOUTUBE,  THERE ARE 23 VIDEOS POSTED ON THE WEB OF ME GETTING CPR PERFORMED ON ME - UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

DISTURBING CONTENT WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CAPTURES ARE REAL AND CONTAIN GRAPHIC RESUSCITATION SCENES.  NONE OF THE RESCUES ARE SIMULATED!