Holy Fuck...I've got a bad habit of getting really drunk then gulping down handfuls of Dexedrine and Oxycodone pills until I'm dangerously out of control.  More often then not, I end up flat on my back in my bra and panties, limp and lifeless, with some muscular guy blowing forcefully into my mouth in an attempt to resuscitate me!

     Below are several scenes during which I get publicly resucuitated, why does some fucking idiot always videotape humiliating stuff like this?

WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING SCENES ARE NOT SIMULATED...THEY SHOW ACTUAL IMAGES OF ME BEING RESUSCITATED...CONTENT MAY BE DISTURBING...FOR ADULT VIEWING ONLY!        

1.  (JANUARY 2016)  A muscular teenage boy giving me CPR after pulling my limp, lifeless body off of the bottom of a motel swimming pool and pumping several gallons of pool water, mucus, and air bubbles out of my lungs then sticking his finger down my windpipe to clear my airway before performing mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing on me to fully inflate my lungs...

(BELOW) SWIMMING POOL DROWNING -  VICTIM:  PRUNELLA PINKPANTIES (ME) - RESCUER:  UNKNOWN      (RESUSCITATION SUCCESSFUL - 11:06)

2.  (DECEMBER 2015)  Me in cardiac arrest after a drug overdose - A total stranger strips me down to my bra and panties then performs CPR on me after performing abdominal thrusts to pop a huge wad of glistening pink bubblegum out of my esophagus.  He clears my mouth and throat then fully inflates my lungs several times before giving me deep external chest compressions that make my ribcage curve 6" inward.

(BELOW) DRUG OVERDOSE - VICTIM:  PRUNELLA PINKPANTIES - RESCUER:  UNKNOWN BYSTANDER    (RESUSCITATION SUCCESSFUL 15:00)

3.  (DECEMBER 2015) You guessed it...Another random bystander tries to resuscitate me after pulling me from a swimming pool.  My rescuer had to perform CPR on me for almost 30 minutes before I gagged, spit up, and started breathing on my own.

(BELOW) MOTEL POOL DROWNING -  VICTIM:  PRUNELLA PINKPANTIES (ME) - RESCUER:  TOTAL STRANGER         (RESUSCITATION SUCCESSFUL - 25:35)

4.  (NOVEMBER 2015)  Me at a public beach party just after getting the water pumped out of my lungs!  A muscular lifeguard is performing mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing and external chest compressions on me during another humiliating CPR session!

(BELOW) BEACH PARTY DROWNING -  VICTIM:  PRUNELLA PINKPANTIES (ME) - RESCUER:  LIFEGUARD         (RESUSCITATION SUCCESSFUL - 20:55)

 4.  (OCTOBER 2015)  Me getting abdominal thrusts performed on me in an attempt to pop a huge wad of slippery pink bubblegum from my windpipe.  I get the Heimlich Maneuver performed on me 75 times before the gum is expelled from my esophagus!

(BELOW) CHOKING ON BUBBLEGUM  -  VICTIM:  PRUNELLA PINKPANTIES (ME) - RESCUER:  UNKNOWN TEEN         (RESUSCITATION SUCCESSFUL - 20:55)

5.  (OCTOBER 2015)  Me going into cardiac arrest at a sex party after taking a dangerous combination of synthetic female sex hormones, pharmaceutical amphetamines, and "Pussy Power XXX" sex stimulant capsules!

(BELOW) HEART ATTACK  -  VICTIM:  PRUNELLA PINKPANTIES (ME) - RESCUER:  TOTAL STRANGER         (RESUSCITATION SUCCESSFUL - 12:50)

THOUGHT I WAS EXAGGERATING, DIDN'T YOU?  THESE ARE JUST MY SIX MOST RECENT RESUSCITATION EVENTS...IT'S EMBARRASSING TO ADMIT BUT THERE HAVE BEEN 30 SUCH "RESCUE VIDEOS" FILMED SO FAR AND MANY MORE TO COME, I'M SURE - UUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHH!

(ABOVE) TOTAL HUMILIATION - ME IN A SHINY WHITE BRA AND MATCHING BIKINI PANTIES, GETTING CPR AND MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION PERFORMED ON ME BY A 12-YEAR-OLD RESCUER!

(ABOVE) MORE EMBARRASSMENT - ME IN SHINY BLUE ELASTIC BIKINI PANTIES, BEING RESUSCITATED BY A TOTAL STRANGER!

(ABOVE) ME...RESUSCITATED AGAIN!