OK...Am I The Only Person Who Has Actually Done Every Single Position Shown On This Chart? Fuck...These Are Just The Basics, I Swear I Know How To Ride A Guy's Dick At Least 250 Ways, Probably More.  I've Been With A Few Guys Who Forced Me Into One Wild Position After The Other.  The Next Time I Bang A Guy Who's Really Fantastic In Bed, I Think I'll Set Up The Camcorder And We'll Take Turns Performing Sex Positions Until We're Both To Exhausted To Go On Or My Sex Partner Blows His Load All Over Me, Whichever Comes First.  I'll Bet I Can Make A Way Better Poster Than This One

HEY GUYS?  I ALWAYS HEAR THESE CLAIMS ON INTERNET SEX SITES FROM MEN WHO SAY THAT THEY WOULD "NEVER" HAVE SEX WITH A SHEMALE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.  I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THESE VIDEO CAPTURES OF ME JACKING OF A RUBBER SEX DOLL AND TELL ME HOW MANY OF THESE GUYS WOULD PASS UP A PENIS MASSAGE LIKE THAT? SOMETIMES I RUN INTO MEN WHO WANT TO FUCK MY BRAINS OUT UNTIL THEY FIND OUT I'M A SHEMALE, BUT ONCE I TELL THEM "YOU KNOW...I CAN SWALLOW A 12" LONG DICK IN A SINGLE GULP WITHOUT GAGGING!" THEY SUDDENLY BECOME INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME AGAIN AND THEY COULD CARE LESS IF I'M A SHEMALE.  ONCE A GUY IS PUMPING HIS ENTIRE DICK IN AND OUT OF MY ANUS HE COULD CARE LESS IF I'M A SHEMALE AND WITHIN A FEW MINUTES THE GUY IS BLOWING A MASSIVE LOAD OF BABY-GOO ALL OVER THE FRONT OF MY PANTIES.  GUYS WHO CLAIM THEY WOULDN'T BANG A SHEMALE ARE DELUSIONAL.  AS A MATTER OF FACT, MOST OF THE GUYS I'VE HAD SEX WITH HAVE TOLD ME THAT I WAS A WAY BETTER FUCK THAN ANY FEMALE THEY'D BEEN WITH.

NOW LET'S BE HONEST...HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD TURN ME DOWN IF I ASKED YOU TO STICK YOUR DICK UP MY ANUS AND FUCK MY BRAINS OUT...EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WOULD PULL MY PANTIES ASIDE AND SLIDE YOUR PENIS UP MY ASS WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT.

NO MAN ON EARTH HAS ENOUGH SELF-CONTROL TO SEE ME LYING FLAT ON MY BACK ON A MOTEL BED IN MY BRA AND PANTIES WITH MY LEGS WIDE OPEN BUT SAYING "FUCK THAT...YOUR A SHEMALE!" THEN WALKING OUT OF THE ROOM.  MOST GUYS WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER WHEN IT COMES SEX AND THE FACT THAT THEIR PROSPECTIVE SEX PARTNER IS A TRANSSEXUAL MAKES NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL.

ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TRY PROVING ME WRONG... BRING IT ON!