"I Fucked My Fat, Bald, Married Neighbor - Part One" (A True Story)

    Holy Fuck... I'm never taking experimental sexual stimulants again.  Earlier this evening I took a synthetic female sex hormone called "Pussy Power XXX" and wound up so horny that I called up my fat, bald neighbor and invited him over.

     I answered the door in shiny red bikini panties, a padded front-snap bra (cup size 38-DDD), and thigh-high nylon stockings and immediately stuck my tongue down the guy's throat.

     The poor guy was shocked...He stared at the sexy underwear snugly encasing my tight body and the front of his pants inflated like a balloon.  My face was painted with thick hooker makeup and my hair was teased way up so he didn't recognize me and thought I was 100% female.

     The pink plastic "fresh scent" deodorant pantiliner in my panty-crotch formed a smooth, curved bulge in the shiny red fabric, creating the illusion of a perfect feminine pubic bulge.

      I forced the guy to make out with me on the couch for almost 30 minutes then removed his pants and began jacking-off the longest limp penis I'd ever seen.  It was like massaging a deflated footlong hotdog and no matter how fast I stroked the guy's dong it remained lifeless.

     I told him "I'm gonna give you mouth-to-dick resuscitation to inflate your penis" then swallowed his huge hose in a single gulp, barely supressing my gag reflex.  I sucked until my cheeks were puffing in and out like a sex-crazed chipmunk but he still couldn't get it up.

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