• OMG...How Fucking Embarrasing (Last Night)

     

    OOps...Way too many Dexedrine pills!

    (FYI:  One of the bystanders videotaped this entire event from start to finish and posted it all over the fucking internet.  Just search for "Shemale Superslut, Prunella Pinkpanties, gets resuscitated by a fat, bald guy after she stops breathing...See her rescuer remove her dress to expose her bra and panties then perform CPR on her for 20 minutes straight - Warning...This video shows actual CPR being performed on an unconscious victim...This is not a simulation!)

    Last night I went to a party and wound up popping way too many dextroamphetamine capsules.  I was sitting on the couch speeding my ass of when I suddenly felt a tremendous pressure in my chest and found myself completely unable to breathe.  I started to panic and within seconds, a fat, bald guy had me stripped down to my shiny white elastic bikini underpants and a matching padded pushup bra.  A puffy pink plastic "fresh scent" deodorant pantiliner formed a smooth, curved bulge in my panty-crotch.  I was still seated on the couch when the fat guy forced my mouth wide open, pinched my nostrils tightly shut, sealed his lips tightly over mine and blew foprcefully into my mouth for several seconds.  My lungs inflated impressively and my ribcage expanded dramatically until my shiny white elastic bra was stretched to capacity by the dramatic expansion of my ribcage.

    My rescuer quickly removed his mouth from mine and waited for me to exhale but I couldn't so he reached down and pressed on my stomach, between my triple-pierced navel and the frilly lace waistband of my panties then apllied several deep, rhythymic abdominal thrusts on me until he finally expelled the trapped air from my lungs.

    He quickly stuck his finger down my esophagus to clear my airway then forced my mouth wide open, pinched my nostrils tightly shut and blew forcefully into my mouth for the second time.  When he removed his mouth I was once again unable to exhale so he stood me up and performed the heimlich maneuver on me repeatedly, until I finally let out a loud, wet "UUUrrrrrpppp!" and spit up mucus and saliva all over the floor, them finally exhaled on my own.

    "Ohmigod...My heart!" I gasped, feeling it skip several beats.  My rescuer placed his palm between the bulging cups of my bra and began performing external chest compressions on me, stopping occasionally to reinflate my lungs then started pumping my chest again.  The guy performed mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing, external chest compressions, and abdominal thrusts on me for at least ten minutes before I was finally able to inflate my lungs without assistance.

    I started gagging so he stuck his index finger down my esophagus, cleared my mouth, and quicly blew into my mouth then heimliched me and blew into my mouth again, He forced air down my windpipe then pressed on my diaphragm forcing me to exhale.

    "Ohmigod...Gross! Prunella is flat on her back in her bra and panties with some fat, bald guy blowing into her mouth...Eeeeewwwwww!" exclaimed one of the bystanders.

    "He's performing mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing on her, he's been trying to resuscitate her for like 20 minutes!" explains another onlooker.

    Finally, I gasp for air then suck as much as I can down my throat, finally able to breathe on my own.  The guy keeps trying to inflate my lungs even though I'm clearly breathing on my own and finally I have to turn my head and yell "Fucking Stop! I can breathe by myself!" then immediately begin to gag and choke violently.  He forces me flat on my back and blows into my mouth for what feels like at least 30 seconds then rolls me onto my side and presses firmly on my diaphragm musccle to help me breathe.

    "UUggggghhhhh...Quick, blow in my fucking mouth, I can't catch my breath!" I squeal and get more air forced down my windpipe.

    "OK...Stop...I can breathe again!" I announce then sit up and look around at all the bystanders and blush with embarrasment. 

    I wiggle back into my dress and zip it back up then rise dizzily and walk out of the room.

    (Warning:  This video is really gross, I spit up all over the carpet after he performs abdominal thrusts on me then let out a loud, wet "UUUUUrrrrrrrpppp!" just before he sticks his finger down my esophagus and clears a huge wad of slippery goo from my windpipe.  By the time he's done performing abdominal thrusts on me, there are thick glistening globs of mucus and saliva splattered all over the carpet.  I can't believe the guy actually blow in my mouth after that, but he does...

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