Sex Party - Part One

Hi Guys...My name is Prunella Pinkpanties and I'm a 38-DDD shemale from Sullivan, Missouri.  Last night, my neighbors were having a wild sex party at their house and I was invited, so I decided to attend.  Before getting dressed, I gulped down a huge handful of Dexedrine capsules to get myself in the proper mood then put on a pair of shiny purple elastic bikini panties trimmed with frilly lace ruffles and inserted a plastic deodorant pantyliner into the crotch so that it formed a smooth, curved bulge in the sheer fabric.  Next, I squeezed my 38-DDD tits into the shiny purple elastic cups of my pushup bra and fastened the snap between the bulging cups.

I started to feel the speed kicking in and gasped for air as my heart began to beat faster. I steadied myself then pulled on sheer thigh-high stockings. I snapped three gold rings through my triple-pierced navel and attached a belly chain to the large gold ring in the center so the chain encircled my hips.

I was starting to hyperventilate so I counted out a half-dozen blue xanax pills and washed them down my throat with a mouthful of vodka.  I relaxed a bit then unsnapped my bra and clasped gold rings through my pierced nipples before snapping my bra closed again.  I moved to the bathroom and began too put on my makeup...hot-pink lipstick, blush, bright blue eyeshadow, and thick black mascara.  The heavy makeup made me look like a hooker but I didn't really care.  I sprayed on perfume than spiked-up my bright red hair with styling gel.

I paused for a moment to cut a huge line of crystal meth on the countertop then snorted the clear powder through a straw. I was definitely starting to feel really high by that point and my entire body was quivering with excitement as I moved to the bedroom to get dressed for the evening.  I popped a few more xanax then opened my closet and selected a strapless yellow tubetop and an electric blue miniskirt with a zipper up the front.  I wiggled into the tubetop then stepped into the obscenely short miniskirt.

"Ohmigod....I'm soooooo fucking high!" I gasped as I retrieved a pair of yellow spike-heeled pumps which I slipped onto my feet.  I adjusted the waistband of my miniskirt so that the "Shemale Superslut" tattoo curving across my taut lower abdomen was plainly visible.  I took a look at myself in my floor-length mirror and grinned excitedly at my reflection.  "Wow...I look like a total fucking slut!" I added proudly.

I was finally ready for the party so I grabbed my purse, gulped several shots of vodka from a nearby bottle and headed out the front door towards my neighbors' house.  Loud, pumping bass could be heard through the front door as I climbed up the steps and pressed the doorbell.  In a few seconds, the door opened and one of my neighbors greeted me then invited me inside.

There were several inflatable rubber mats on the floor, three of which were occupied by naked couples engaged in acrobatic sex acts.  Several flashing red lights were placed throughout the room, creating an air of mystery. My neighbors, a husband and wife named Don and Susan, motioned me over in their direction.  "Prunella, this is our Son, Steve...He just turned 12 last week!" announced Susan as she gestured at a muscular young stud who stood nearby. The teen was shirtless and sweat-slick and was wearing incredibly tight jeans through which the balloonlike head of his overinflated penis was plainly visible.

"Wow...Nice Fucking Dong, Stud!" I purred eagerly as I stared at the huge bulge in his crotch.  "Thanks, Lady!" he replied politely as he eyed me with obvious lust.  I noticed a black bottle sitting on a nearby table, the label read "Superstud XXX" in large red block letters. "Wanna try a few of these?" I asked the fully-aroused teen teasingly. "Yeah...Sounds like fun!" he answered then watched as I opened the bottle and removed three large red capsules.  "Here...Swallow these!" I coached as I watched him gulp down the capsules in the blink of an eye.

I noticed another bottle on the table with a label that read "Pussy Power 2.0" so I unscrewed the top and counted out several pink capsules which I gulped down immediately. "Hmmmmm...Wonder what these do!" I exclaimed with a giggle.  "You know, Steve's never had sex before, I bet he can't wait to find out!" announced Susan with a sly wink.

"Look...There's an free air mattress over there...Wanna join me?" inquired Steve hopefully.  I nodded my head and he grabbed me by the hand and led me over to the inflatable mat.  I stretched out flat on my back on the mat and stared up at the young stud.  "Wanna make out?" I offered then watched him drop to his knees and join me on the mat.  I was breathing hard and shaking all over as he sealed his lips over mine and stuck his slick tongue down my throat. I felt the room spinning wildly as he french-kissed me expertly.  "You're a really good kisser!" I blurted as he thrust his tongue in and out of my hot, wet mouth repeatedly until I felt ready to explode.

"You've got amazing tits, lady!" he observed as he slid his hand up my tubetop and began stroking the cups of my bra with his palm.  "MMMMmm...That feels really good!" I purred as he continued to expertly stroke my breasts. "Why don't you take my top off!" I suggested as he continued to massage my breasts.  "OK!" he agreed then removed my tubetop to fully expose the bulging purple cups of my bra.  "Wow...You've got great tits, lady!" he announced then firmly squeezed the cups of my bra until I gasped with pure pleasure.

"Now unzip my miniskirt, stud!" I commanded, then watched as the zipper descended and he tossed the skirt aside.  "OOh Yeah...That's it!" I squealed as I spread my legs and watched him stroke the shiny purple elastic crotch of my panties.  "Now remove my pantyliner!" I added, then watched his fingers slide down past the frilly lace waistband of my panties and remove the curved pink plastic deodorant pantyliner sealed inside the crotch.  He tossed the liner aside and immediately began stroking me off through my panties. "God...You give great panty massage!" I blurted then began rhythymically pumping my hips in extacy.  "Unh! Unh! Unh! UUUggghhhh!" I grunted as he intensified his panty massage efforts.

"I want to jack-off your huge dong!" I announced as I unzip his jeans and pulled them open.  "Holy Fuck...It's huge!" I gasped as I began to expertly massage the bulbous, balloonlike head atop his overinflated shaft.  I forcefully pumped the long, curved shaft with my slick fist until it resembled a swollen footlong hotdog.  I kept pumping rhythymically until he was grunting with pleasure.  I reached between his legs and firmly squeezed his bulging scrotum several times before gripping his shaft and pumping it while massaging the balloonlike head atop his shaft.  "This is the biggest dong I've ever jacked-off...It must be 12-inches long!" I observed in amazement.

"Want me to suck on it?" I asked as I bent over at the waist and opened my mouth as wide as it would go then formed my lips into an airtight seal around his massive sex bulb.  I almost gagged but managed to suppress the reflex just inn time then circled my slick tongue around the head.  "I'm gonna deep throat you, get ready!" I warned then relaxed my esophagus and forced my mouth wide open.  I took a deep breath then forced 12-inches of balloonlike penis down my throat until my lips pressed tight against his swollen balls.  I flexed my diaphragm muscle until powerful suction began to build up around his huge penis.  "UUUggghhhhhh!" he gasped as the pressure increased dramatically. I pulled his massive dong out of my mouth then forced it right back in several times while he gripped the back of my head.

Suddenly, I gagged reflexively then spit up a huge wad of mucus, saliva, and air bubbles all over the carpet.  I couldn't get any air down my windpipe and felt like I was choking to death.  "Ohmigod...Her lips are turning blue!" he announced then placed me flat on my back and began performing abdominal thrusts on me.  I let out a loud, wet "UUUuuurrrrppp!" then clutched my throat frantically.  "She's choking to death...She needs the Heimlich Maneuver!" he exclaimed then forcefully pumped my abdomen until I spit up a huge wad of goo.  He stuck his index finger down my throat and cleared my windpipe then pinched my nostrils tightly shut, tilted my head back and blew forcefully into my wide open mouth.  At first, my cheeks puffed out then my lungs began to inflate.  He kept blowing until my ribcage was fully expanded before removing his mouth from mine. He waited for me to exhale but the air was trapped in my lungs under tremendous pressure so he pressed on my diaphragm until the trapped air finally gushed out between my puckered lips.  He gave me several more rounds of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation until I finally gasped for air and started breathing on my own.

"Ohmigod....You just saved my fucking life!" I exclaimed in shocked amazement as I struggled to fill my lungs with air.  "Thank God you knew how to perform CPR!" I added gratefully.

OOps...Way too many Dexedrine pills!

(FYI:  One of the bystanders videotaped this entire event from start to finish and posted it all over the fucking internet.  Just search for "Shemale Superslut, Prunella Pinkpanties, gets resuscitated by a fat, bald guy after she stops breathing...See her rescuer remove her dress to expose her bra and panties then perform CPR on her for 20 minutes straight - Warning...This video shows actual CPR being performed on an unconscious victim...This is not a simulation!)

Last night I went to a party and wound up popping way too many dextroamphetamine capsules.  I was sitting on the couch speeding my ass of when I suddenly felt a tremendous pressure in my chest and found myself completely unable to breathe.  I started to panic and within seconds, a fat, bald guy had me stripped down to my shiny white elastic bikini underpants and a matching padded pushup bra.  A puffy pink plastic "fresh scent" deodorant pantiliner formed a smooth, curved bulge in my panty-crotch.  I was still seated on the couch when the fat guy forced my mouth wide open, pinched my nostrils tightly shut, sealed his lips tightly over mine and blew foprcefully into my mouth for several seconds.  My lungs inflated impressively and my ribcage expanded dramatically until my shiny white elastic bra was stretched to capacity by the dramatic expansion of my ribcage.

My rescuer quickly removed his mouth from mine and waited for me to exhale but I couldn't so he reached down and pressed on my stomach, between my triple-pierced navel and the frilly lace waistband of my panties then apllied several deep, rhythymic abdominal thrusts on me until he finally expelled the trapped air from my lungs.

He quickly stuck his finger down my esophagus to clear my airway then forced my mouth wide open, pinched my nostrils tightly shut and blew forcefully into my mouth for the second time.  When he removed his mouth I was once again unable to exhale so he stood me up and performed the heimlich maneuver on me repeatedly, until I finally let out a loud, wet "UUUrrrrrpppp!" and spit up mucus and saliva all over the floor, them finally exhaled on my own.

"Ohmigod...My heart!" I gasped, feeling it skip several beats.  My rescuer placed his palm between the bulging cups of my bra and began performing external chest compressions on me, stopping occasionally to reinflate my lungs then started pumping my chest again.  The guy performed mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing, external chest compressions, and abdominal thrusts on me for at least ten minutes before I was finally able to inflate my lungs without assistance.

I started gagging so he stuck his index finger down my esophagus, cleared my mouth, and quicly blew into my mouth then heimliched me and blew into my mouth again, He forced air down my windpipe then pressed on my diaphragm forcing me to exhale.

"Ohmigod...Gross! Prunella is flat on her back in her bra and panties with some fat, bald guy blowing into her mouth...Eeeeewwwwww!" exclaimed one of the bystanders.

"He's performing mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing on her, he's been trying to resuscitate her for like 20 minutes!" explains another onlooker.

Finally, I gasp for air then suck as much as I can down my throat, finally able to breathe on my own.  The guy keeps trying to inflate my lungs even though I'm clearly breathing on my own and finally I have to turn my head and yell "Fucking Stop! I can breathe by myself!" then immediately begin to gag and choke violently.  He forces me flat on my back and blows into my mouth for what feels like at least 30 seconds then rolls me onto my side and presses firmly on my diaphragm musccle to help me breathe.

"UUggggghhhhh...Quick, blow in my fucking mouth, I can't catch my breath!" I squeal and get more air forced down my windpipe.

"OK...Stop...I can breathe again!" I announce then sit up and look around at all the bystanders and blush with embarrasment. 

I wiggle back into my dress and zip it back up then rise dizzily and walk out of the room.

(Warning:  This video is really gross, I spit up all over the carpet after he performs abdominal thrusts on me then let out a loud, wet "UUUUUrrrrrrrpppp!" just before he sticks his finger down my esophagus and clears a huge wad of slippery goo from my windpipe.  By the time he's done performing abdominal thrusts on me, there are thick glistening globs of mucus and saliva splattered all over the carpet.  I can't believe the guy actually blow in my mouth after that, but he does...

    "Man, she's got nice fucking tits!" exclaimed a bystander, pointing at my chest.  The gel-inflated cups of my bra smacked obscenely against my ribcage as the flabby stranger vigorously pumped my bulging belly up and down with his palms, trying to pop the huge wad of bubblegum out of my esophagus. 

    "Bet she's got a nice pussy inside those tight panties!" observed another bystander pointing at elastic-encased bulge between my legs.  "You know she's a total slut, look at that triple-pierced navel!" announced a fat girl standing in the crowd.  "And look at that "Dickbender" tattoo across her stomach, Wow!" agreed another plump onlooker. 

    Suddenly, the slick pink wad of gum popped out of my esophagus like a champagne cork and sailed across the room, smacking against the far wall.  "EEeeeewwwww...Gross!" squealed several girls in unison.  The abdominal thrusts forced out a lud, wet "UUUurrrrrpppp!" then I spit-up a thick, glistening glob of mucus and saliva all over the carpet and started gasping for air.

     The fat guy rolled me onto my side, forced my mouth wide open, and stuck his index finger down my windpipe to clear my airway then rolled me onto my back and blew into my mouth.  "Ohmigod...Fucking stop blowing in my mouth...I can breathe!" I squeal, turning my head to the side and pressing my lips together tightly.

(Note:  The story more or less ends here, except that it bears mentioning that one of the bystanders videotaped the entire incident and posted the resulting clip on YouTube, where it's had like 2,000,000 views so far, how fucking humiliating!)

"OMG...Talk about embarrasing, I got really drunk at a pool party and stripped down to shiny pink elastic bikini panties trimmed with frilly lace ruffles and a matching size 36-DDD gel-cup bra then dove in the pool and immediately started drowning.  My stomach cramped up and I sank below the surface within seconds and sucked pool water down my windpipe, filling up my lungs.  My limp, lifeless body floated back up to the surface and that's the last thing I remember.

Note:  This following narration is transcribed from an amateur video of the entire rescue:

Scene One:  A muscular teenage bodybuilder in a red speedo dives into the water and swims to a woman floating facedown in her shiny pink underwear.  The young stud flips the victim over then pulls the unconscious female to the side of the pool where he vigorously pumps her bulging belly several times then sticks his finger down her esophagus.

Scene Two:  Several bystanders pull the lady from the water and position her flat on her back on an air mattress as her rescuer climbs the ladder then kneels next to the victim.  The woman's lips are blue and she's clearly not breathing so the young stud rolls her onto her side and pumps the pool water from her lungs then clears her airway and blows forcefully into her mouth.  He gives the lifeless woman 2 more rescue breaths then checks her pulse.

Lifeguard:  "She's got no pulse, someone call 911!"  

Female bystander on cell phone (white bikini):  "Yeah, some guy is pumping on her ribcage and blowing into her mouth, the same guy who pulled her out!"

Female bystander 2 (yellow bikini):  "Ohmigod...He's blowing her up like a fucking balloon, look at that!"

Female bystander 3 (black bikini):  "She's a lucky little slut, he's fucking hot"

Scene Three:  The rescuer unsnaps the lady's padded bra and begins rhythymically pumping her virtually  flat chest.  The victim spits-up several times during CPR and the young rescuer has to clear her airway each time then apply mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing followed by more chest compressions.

Note:  At this point my eyes pop open and I regain consciousness, letting out a loud, wet "UUUUuuuuuuurrrrrrppp!" and spitting up all over the concrete pool deck.

Lifeguard:  "OMG...It actually worked, she's breathing on her own!"

Female bystander 3 (black bikini):  "That was soooooo fucking gross, EEeeewwwww!"

Scene Four:  The 12-year old rescuer stares down at the victim, who opens her mouth and french kisses the teen.  He's used to rescuing fat, drunk, bikini-clad housewives but not sexy shemale supersluts.  

Me (pink panties):  "MMMmmmmmmm...Keep tongue kissing me just like that!"

Female bystander 2 (yellow bikini):  "Wow...look at the bulge in his speedo!"

What The Fuck?  (My Public Shemale Debut)

"OMG...Talk about embarrasing, I got really drunk at a pool party and stripped down to shiny pink elastic bikini panties trimmed with frilly lace ruffles and a matching size 36-DDD gel-cup bra then dove in the pool and immediately started drowning.  My stomach cramped up and I sank below the surface within seconds and sucked pool water down my windpipe, filling up my lungs.  My limp, lifeless body floated back up to the surface and that's the last thing I remember.

Note:  This following narration is transcribed from an amateur video of the entire rescue:

Scene One:  A muscular teenage bodybuilder in a red speedo dives into the water and swims to a woman floating facedown in her shiny pink underwear.  The young stud flips the victim over then pulls the unconscious female to the side of the pool where he vigorously pumps her bulging belly several times then sticks his finger down her esophagus.

Scene Two:  Several bystanders pull the lady from the water and position her flat on her back on an air mattress as her rescuer climbs the ladder then kneels next to the victim.  The woman's lips are blue and she's clearly not breathing so the young stud rolls her onto her side and pumps the pool water from her lungs then clears her airway and blows forcefully into her mouth.  He gives the lifeless woman 2 more rescue breaths then checks her pulse.

Lifeguard:  "She's got no pulse, someone call 911!"  

Female bystander on cell phone (white bikini):  "Yeah, some guy is pumping on her ribcage and blowing into her mouth, the same guy who pulled her out!"

Female bystander 2 (yellow bikini):  "Ohmigod...He's blowing her up like a fucking balloon, look at that!"

Female bystander 3 (black bikini):  "She's a lucky little slut, he's fucking hot"

Scene Three:  The rescuer unsnaps the lady's padded bra and begins rhythymically pumping her virtually  flat chest.  The victim spits-up several times during CPR and the young rescuer has to clear her airway each time then apply mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing followed by more chest compressions.

Note:  At this point my eyes pop open and I regain consciousness, letting out a loud, wet "UUUUuuuuuuurrrrrrppp!" and spitting up all over the concrete pool deck.

Lifeguard:  "OMG...It actually worked, she's breathing on her own!"

Female bystander 3 (black bikini):  "That was soooooo fucking gross, EEeeewwwww!"

Scene Four:  The 12-year old rescuer stares down at the victim, who opens her mouth and french kisses the teen.  He's used to rescuing fat, drunk, bikini-clad housewives but not sexy shemale supersluts.  

Me (pink panties):  "MMMmmmmmmm...Keep tongue kissing me just like that!"

Female bystander 2 (yellow bikini):  "Wow...look at the bulge in his speedo!"

A few nights ago, I actually got to suck off a male stripper in front of a huge crowd at a party and it was a total turn on having 50 drunk people watch me perform deepthroat oral sex on the musclebound stud while supressing my gag reflex. 

I eagerly unzipped my dress and dropped to my knees in front of him wearing nothing but shiny red elastic panties and a pantiliner then swallowed his entire hoselike penis in a single gulp.  I grabbed his hips and made him fuck my esophagus so deep that his bulging balls pressed firmly against my lips with each powerful penis thrust. 

Someone in the crowd suggested I give him a penis massage and before I knew it someone had handed me a tube of baby lotion and a jar of vaseline.  "MMMmmmmmmm...I'm gonna rub lotion and vaseline all over your hose in case you wanna fuck me up the anus!"  I purred while lubricating my sex partner's 12" long penis.  As soon as his entire shaft was nice and slippery,

I climbed up on a nearby table and pulled my panties aside then opened my legs nice and wide and watched the slick, balloon-sized head approach my tightly puckered anus.   "C'mon...Fuck Me!" I exclaimed as he gripped my ankles and started pumping his dick in and out of my anus.  I felt his entire sex organ slide up my ass until the head was pressing on my diaphragm muscle and making my belly bulge before sliding back out again.

(At this point, the stripper and I were both struggling to hold back our orgasms - My teeth were tightly clenched and  my body was slick with sweat as I gasped for air, but I somehow managed not to cum)

"UUUuuggghhhhh! I'm gonna blow a huge load all over the front your panties!" he announced frantically then pulled his penis out of me.  I reached down and gripped the base of his shaft  while pressing my panty-crotch against the head of his penis and pumping my hips.

"Glad I wore a pantiliner!" I announced as he finally got ready to ejaculate.  "Wow...So much pressure is built up inside your penis, I better relieve it before you get blueballs!" I teased then quickly pumped his penis and watched as baby-goo squirted from his penis with such force that most of his load splattered against the wall behind my head. 

After I finished jacking him off, he forced me flat on my back and pressed firmly on my panty-crotch.  He vigorously masturbates me with fast, circular strokes until my entire body is quivering.  "My God...You give fantastic panty massage!" I blurted then suddenly climaxed with my back arched and my toes curled as my internal muscles flexed with each orgasmic contraction.  "Unh! Fuck Yeah!" I squealed, still cumming my brains out after the killer panty massage he performed to finish me off.

     OK...If you thought me fucking my fat, bald neighbor was bad, this is 10 times worse.  I got really drunk at a pool party last week and wound up stripping down to shiny white elastic "Playtex" bikini underpants trimmed with frilly lace ruffles then tried to go for a swim.

     I jumped in the pool and immediately sank to the bottom, too drunk to swim.  All I remember is some teenage boy in a red speedo pulling me from the pool and pumping the water out of my lungs then forcing about ten mouth-to-mouth rescue breaths into my mouth and down my windpipe.

     I wasn't wearing a bra so my pierced nipples were on display along with my artificially inflated boobs, which were still impressively pumped-up by the experimental "instant boob job" pill I took earlier in the evening. 

     Some fat teenage girl pointed out my triple-pierced navel and the "Dickbender" tattoo curving across my lower abdomen to the huge crowd of bystanders.  "She must be a fucking hooker!" she added, staring down at my lifeless, panty-clad body.

     "EEEwwwww...Gross! She's wearing a maxi-pad, look!" observes another girl in the crowd.  "Yeah...You can see the bulge in her panty-crotch!" agrees another.

     By that time, my stomach was full of air from the young stud's rescue efforts so he pressed on my abdomen until I let out a loud, wet "UUUUUUuuuurrrrrpppp!" then started breathing on my own.

     The worst part of it is that like 10 people videotaped the entire resuscitation and now it's posted all over the internet.  It turns out that my rescuer was only like 12 years old to boot.  God, I'm so fucked!

     OK...When we left off, I was performing deepthroat dicksucking and penis massage on my fat, bald, sweat-slick neighbor in an attempt to inflate his penis but it wasn't working so I rhythymically pumped on his bulging balls with my palms in an attempt to force air into his penis.

     I was amazed when his penis began to swell but I kept pumping and soon his penis was half-inflated.  "Yeah...That's It!" I purred as I applied powerful mouth-to-penis suction to fully inflate the huge sex organ and had him fully erect in less than a minute.

     "I asked the guy "Wanna fuck me?" and he mounted me within seconds.  I hooked my ankles over his shoulders and pulled my shiny red panties aside then guided the balloon-shaped head toward my anus.  "Now...Pump me full of dick!" I blurted and realized he thought he was fucking me up the vagina.

     He told me what a fantastic "pussy" I was packing and how tight my "birth canal" was while fucking my brains out on my living room floor.

      "OOOOoooooo...Fuck Me!" I squealed while pumping my hips wildly and performing powerful pelvic thrusts in perfect rhythym with the dick sliding up my anus.

      "UUUuuuggghhhh...It's too tight, I'm gonna blow my load!" he bellowed and within seconds I was jacking him off with the head of his penis aimed right at my shiny red panty-crotch.

     He splattered the front of my panties with a huge wad of hot, slippery baby-goo then ejaculated all over my chest and stomach with amazing force.

     The guy squirted so hard that several huge globs of cum hit the wall behind my head with a loud, wet "Splat!".

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    Holy Fuck... I'm never taking experimental sexual stimulants again.  Earlier this evening I took a synthetic female sex hormone called "Pussy Power XXX" and wound up so horny that I called up my fat, bald neighbor and invited him over.

     I answered the door in shiny red bikini panties, a padded front-snap bra (cup size 38-DDD), and thigh-high nylon stockings and immediately stuck my tongue down the guy's throat.

     The poor guy was shocked...He stared at the sexy underwear snugly encasing my tight body and the front of his pants inflated like a balloon.  My face was painted with thick hooker makeup and my hair was teased way up so he didn't recognize me and thought I was 100% female.

     The pink plastic "fresh scent" deodorant pantiliner in my panty-crotch formed a smooth, curved bulge in the shiny red fabric, creating the illusion of a perfect feminine pubic bulge.

      I forced the guy to make out with me on the couch for almost 30 minutes then removed his pants and began jacking-off the longest limp penis I'd ever seen.  It was like massaging a deflated footlong hotdog and no matter how fast I stroked the guy's dong it remained lifeless.

     I told him "I'm gonna give you mouth-to-dick resuscitation to inflate your penis" then swallowed his huge hose in a single gulp, barely supressing my gag reflex.  I sucked until my cheeks were puffing in and out like a sex-crazed chipmunk but he still couldn't get it up.

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