Yes...All seven of these dongs have been up my anus!

    Talk about embarrasing...I started choking at a party last night and quickly passed out cold from lack of oxygen.  I woke up flat on my back on the carpeted floor several minutes later with some fat, bald sweat-slick guy blowing into my mouth.  My "rescuer" had removed my skintight spandex minidress and exposed my padded bra and shiny pink panties.  The plastic "fresh scent" deodorant pantyliner in my underpants formed a smooth, curved bulge and completely concealed the fact that I was a shemale. 

    "Man, she's got nice fucking tits!" exclaimed a bystander, pointing at my chest.  The gel-inflated cups of my bra smacked obscenely against my ribcage as the flabby stranger vigorously pumped my bulging belly up and down with his palms, trying to pop the huge wad of bubblegum out of my esophagus. 

    "Bet she's got a nice pussy inside those tight panties!" observed another bystander pointing at elastic-encased bulge between my legs.  "You know she's a total slut, look at that triple-pierced navel!" announced a fat girl standing in the crowd.  "And look at that "Dickbender" tattoo across her stomach, Wow!" agreed another plump onlooker. 

    Suddenly, the slick pink wad of gum popped out of my esophagus like a champagne cork and sailed across the room, smacking against the far wall.  "EEeeeewwwww...Gross!" squealed several girls in unison.  The abdominal thrusts forced out a lud, wet "UUUurrrrrpppp!" then I spit-up a thick, glistening glob of mucus and saliva all over the carpet and started gasping for air.

     The fat guy rolled me onto my side, forced my mouth wide open, and stuck his index finger down my windpipe to clear my airway then rolled me onto my back and blew into my mouth.  "Ohmigod...Fucking stop blowing in my mouth...I can breathe!" I squeal, turning my head to the side and pressing my lips together tightly.

(Note:  The story more or less ends here, except that it bears mentioning that one of the bystanders videotaped the entire incident and posted the resulting clip on YouTube, where it's had like 2,000,000 views so far, how fucking humiliating!)

What The Fuck?  (My Public Shemale Debut)

"OMG...Talk about embarrasing, I got really drunk at a pool party and stripped down to shiny pink elastic bikini panties trimmed with frilly lace ruffles and a matching size 36-DDD gel-cup bra then dove in the pool and immediately started drowning.  My stomach cramped up and I sank below the surface within seconds and sucked pool water down my windpipe, filling up my lungs.  My limp, lifeless body floated back up to the surface and that's the last thing I remember.

Note:  This following narration is transcribed from an amateur video of the entire rescue:

Scene One:  A muscular teenage bodybuilder in a red speedo dives into the water and swims to a woman floating facedown in her shiny pink underwear.  The young stud flips the victim over then pulls the unconscious female to the side of the pool where he vigorously pumps her bulging belly several times then sticks his finger down her esophagus.

Scene Two:  Several bystanders pull the lady from the water and position her flat on her back on an air mattress as her rescuer climbs the ladder then kneels next to the victim.  The woman's lips are blue and she's clearly not breathing so the young stud rolls her onto her side and pumps the pool water from her lungs then clears her airway and blows forcefully into her mouth.  He gives the lifeless woman 2 more rescue breaths then checks her pulse.

Lifeguard:  "She's got no pulse, someone call 911!"  

Female bystander on cell phone (white bikini):  "Yeah, some guy is pumping on her ribcage and blowing into her mouth, the same guy who pulled her out!"

Female bystander 2 (yellow bikini):  "Ohmigod...He's blowing her up like a fucking balloon, look at that!"

Female bystander 3 (black bikini):  "She's a lucky little slut, he's fucking hot"

Scene Three:  The rescuer unsnaps the lady's padded bra and begins rhythymically pumping her virtually  flat chest.  The victim spits-up several times during CPR and the young rescuer has to clear her airway each time then apply mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing followed by more chest compressions.

Note:  At this point my eyes pop open and I regain consciousness, letting out a loud, wet "UUUUuuuuuuurrrrrrppp!" and spitting up all over the concrete pool deck.

Lifeguard:  "OMG...It actually worked, she's breathing on her own!"

Female bystander 3 (black bikini):  "That was soooooo fucking gross, EEeeewwwww!"

Scene Four:  The 12-year old rescuer stares down at the victim, who opens her mouth and french kisses the teen.  He's used to rescuing fat, drunk, bikini-clad housewives but not sexy shemale supersluts.  

Me (pink panties):  "MMMmmmmmmm...Keep tongue kissing me just like that!"

Female bystander 2 (yellow bikini):  "Wow...look at the bulge in his speedo!"

What The Fuck?  (My Public Shemale Debut)

"OMG...Talk about embarrasing, I got really drunk at a pool party and stripped down to shiny pink elastic bikini panties trimmed with frilly lace ruffles and a matching size 36-DDD gel-cup bra then dove in the pool and immediately started drowning.  My stomach cramped up and I sank below the surface within seconds and sucked pool water down my windpipe, filling up my lungs.  My limp, lifeless body floated back up to the surface and that's the last thing I remember.

Note:  This following narration is transcribed from an amateur video of the entire rescue:

Scene One:  A muscular teenage bodybuilder in a red speedo dives into the water and swims to a woman floating facedown in her shiny pink underwear.  The young stud flips the victim over then pulls the unconscious female to the side of the pool where he vigorously pumps her bulging belly several times then sticks his finger down her esophagus.

Scene Two:  Several bystanders pull the lady from the water and position her flat on her back on an air mattress as her rescuer climbs the ladder then kneels next to the victim.  The woman's lips are blue and she's clearly not breathing so the young stud rolls her onto her side and pumps the pool water from her lungs then clears her airway and blows forcefully into her mouth.  He gives the lifeless woman 2 more rescue breaths then checks her pulse.

Lifeguard:  "She's got no pulse, someone call 911!"  

Female bystander on cell phone (white bikini):  "Yeah, some guy is pumping on her ribcage and blowing into her mouth, the same guy who pulled her out!"

Female bystander 2 (yellow bikini):  "Ohmigod...He's blowing her up like a fucking balloon, look at that!"

Female bystander 3 (black bikini):  "She's a lucky little slut, he's fucking hot"

Scene Three:  The rescuer unsnaps the lady's padded bra and begins rhythymically pumping her virtually  flat chest.  The victim spits-up several times during CPR and the young rescuer has to clear her airway each time then apply mouth-to-mouth rescue breathing followed by more chest compressions.

Note:  At this point my eyes pop open and I regain consciousness, letting out a loud, wet "UUUUuuuuuuurrrrrrppp!" and spitting up all over the concrete pool deck.

Lifeguard:  "OMG...It actually worked, she's breathing on her own!"

Female bystander 3 (black bikini):  "That was soooooo fucking gross, EEeeewwwww!"

Scene Four:  The 12-year old rescuer stares down at the victim, who opens her mouth and french kisses the teen.  He's used to rescuing fat, drunk, bikini-clad housewives but not sexy shemale supersluts.  

Me (pink panties):  "MMMmmmmmmm...Keep tongue kissing me just like that!"

Female bystander 2 (yellow bikini):  "Wow...look at the bulge in his speedo!"

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