OK...If you thought me fucking my fat, bald neighbor was bad, this is 10 times worse.  I got really drunk at a pool party last week and wound up stripping down to shiny white elastic "Playtex" bikini underpants trimmed with frilly lace ruffles then tried to go for a swim.

     I jumped in the pool and immediately sank to the bottom, too drunk to swim.  All I remember is some teenage boy in a red speedo pulling me from the pool and pumping the water out of my lungs then forcing about ten mouth-to-mouth rescue breaths into my mouth and down my windpipe.

     I wasn't wearing a bra so my pierced nipples were on display along with my artificially inflated boobs, which were still impressively pumped-up by the experimental "instant boob job" pill I took earlier in the evening. 

     Some fat teenage girl pointed out my triple-pierced navel and the "Dickbender" tattoo curving across my lower abdomen to the huge crowd of bystanders.  "She must be a fucking hooker!" she added, staring down at my lifeless, panty-clad body.

     "EEEwwwww...Gross! She's wearing a maxi-pad, look!" observes another girl in the crowd.  "Yeah...You can see the bulge in her panty-crotch!" agrees another.

     By that time, my stomach was full of air from the young stud's rescue efforts so he pressed on my abdomen until I let out a loud, wet "UUUUUUuuuurrrrrpppp!" then started breathing on my own.

     The worst part of it is that like 10 people videotaped the entire resuscitation and now it's posted all over the internet.  It turns out that my rescuer was only like 12 years old to boot.  God, I'm so fucked!

"I Fucked My Fat, Bald, Married Neighbor - Part Two" (A True Story)

     OK...When we left off, I was performing deepthroat dicksucking and penis massage on my fat, bald, sweat-slick neighbor in an attempt to inflate his penis but it wasn't working so I rhythymically pumped on his bulging balls with my palms in an attempt to force air into his penis.

     I was amazed when his penis began to swell but I kept pumping and soon his penis was half-inflated.  "Yeah...That's It!" I purred as I applied powerful mouth-to-penis suction to fully inflate the huge sex organ and had him fully erect in less than a minute.

     "I asked the guy "Wanna fuck me?" and he mounted me within seconds.  I hooked my ankles over his shoulders and pulled my shiny red panties aside then guided the balloon-shaped head toward my anus.  "Now...Pump me full of dick!" I blurted and realized he thought he was fucking me up the vagina.

     He told me what a fantastic "pussy" I was packing and how tight my "birth canal" was while fucking my brains out on my living room floor.

      "OOOOoooooo...Fuck Me!" I squealed while pumping my hips wildly and performing powerful pelvic thrusts in perfect rhythym with the dick sliding up my anus.

      "UUUuuuggghhhh...It's too tight, I'm gonna blow my load!" he bellowed and within seconds I was jacking him off with the head of his penis aimed right at my shiny red panty-crotch.

     He splattered the front of my panties with a huge wad of hot, slippery baby-goo then ejaculated all over my chest and stomach with amazing force.

     The guy squirted so hard that several huge globs of cum hit the wall behind my head with a loud, wet "Splat!".

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    "I Fucked My Fat, Bald, Married Neighbor - Part One" (A True Story)

    Holy Fuck... I'm never taking experimental sexual stimulants again.  Earlier this evening I took a synthetic female sex hormone called "Pussy Power XXX" and wound up so horny that I called up my fat, bald neighbor and invited him over.

     I answered the door in shiny red bikini panties, a padded front-snap bra (cup size 38-DDD), and thigh-high nylon stockings and immediately stuck my tongue down the guy's throat.

     The poor guy was shocked...He stared at the sexy underwear snugly encasing my tight body and the front of his pants inflated like a balloon.  My face was painted with thick hooker makeup and my hair was teased way up so he didn't recognize me and thought I was 100% female.

     The pink plastic "fresh scent" deodorant pantiliner in my panty-crotch formed a smooth, curved bulge in the shiny red fabric, creating the illusion of a perfect feminine pubic bulge.

      I forced the guy to make out with me on the couch for almost 30 minutes then removed his pants and began jacking-off the longest limp penis I'd ever seen.  It was like massaging a deflated footlong hotdog and no matter how fast I stroked the guy's dong it remained lifeless.

     I told him "I'm gonna give you mouth-to-dick resuscitation to inflate your penis" then swallowed his huge hose in a single gulp, barely supressing my gag reflex.  I sucked until my cheeks were puffing in and out like a sex-crazed chipmunk but he still couldn't get it up.

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     Holy Fuck...Look at the size of the fucking dong on this stud...I'd love to get fucked up the anus by him then jack him off all over my panty-crotch! MMmmmmmmm!